Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Funny joke I got today...

Dog Owner's Story
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag
of Purina at WalMart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

3 comments:

UniquelymeNana said...

I love it!! It is amazing some of the questions people ask today. Thanks for sharing lol

susanmark said...

I had to read this to my dh and I started laughing after the licking my a$$ and he split too !!!!!!!

susanmark

KnitFloozy said...

Oh that is hiliarous!!! I will be passing it on....